Colby Rasmus of the Houston Astros IS a Baseball Fury. (google him if you don't believe me)

So let me get this straight… the Warriors come armying through the Orphans turf with no permit OR parlay, and they expect to get through?

Any part of Meatballs that doesn't have Murray in it pretty much sucks.

Oh yeah. There's an elevator alright. It's a string of little four-person pods that goes up the north leg. Pretty cool up there, too. (all inside of course)

One of the weirdest tonal shifts in a comedy…ever. Jeez that was a buzzkill.

Seen through the hyper-sensitive eyes of a university student in 2016? Yes. I'm sure it was. I mean, why else would a working class, blue collar dude with a beard working in an auto repair shop NOT just totally prefer Alicia Bridges over Led Zeppelin.

"If those cats don't cool it we're splitting, man!"

Bullshit… you're playing off the current conventional wisdom, (mentioned mere days ago right here on AV Club re: the Bee Gees), that because disco was originally popular in the gay community and because so many disco artists were black to hate disco was to, in effect, hate gay people and black people. Never mind that…

Cue: Somebody here predicting how Fox News will report this.

That was the best Brian DePalma movie ever made.

Eskimos? Are there any Eskimos? If not, why?

I hear ya.

No. And I'm learning once again that sarcasm is hard to decipher on the webbe.

Yes, but over thirty-five thousand Australians have been killed in just the last week from various plants, fish and insects who all seem to have a crazy Aussie-exclusive kill gene in them. (according to Discovery channel)

…and today our nation would still refer to him as our Founding Father. All of us, from sea to shining ice cap, throughout all 295 states.

Wow. It's true. Sarcasm really can't be discerned on the internets. Now I'm wondering if the seven up-votes I got realized I was doing a riff on how that question gets spit out whenever the subject arises or if they really thought that's what I was asking, with the inference that he was saying that. (just trying…

Got it. Thanks for the diagnosis, doc. I know how unnerving it can be coming up on someone who isn't dancing in the echo chamber.

Well, thanks for the name-calling. I guess you're not above that. And therein lies the problem. For a group that likes to praise themselves for their "nuanced, rational thinking", it's funny how you can't seem to bend your brains past a simple "A" or "B" premise.

If that's what you'd like to wrap yourself up in and believe, have at it. And the 9/11 attackers just really, really hated modernist architecture. (you're going by some really thin threads there…sorry) Like I said elsewhere… it's like pulling teeth to get some people to even concede that there is an element of…

And Colbert's ratings spiked and Bill sold some of his "Killing…" books and everybody was happy.