Internet Argument 101: When losing, just call the other person a "Troll". Works every time!
I've been called troll by better people than you, dickwipe. Now head over to the movie review section and complain about the disrespect your comic book movies are getting. ("WHAT? A 'D+'? But 'Warcraft' was AWESOME! You…

Oh god, please go away. (knowing full well that he won't) What can of bear shit have I opened?

And of COURSE a teenager who's into The Transformers and makes arguments barely worthy of a community college dorm room wouldn't get a reference to a classic film. ("Huh?! What are you talking about? I didn't even know they MADE movies before 'Star Wars'! Was it based on a graphic novel?")

Sorry. Did my micro-aggression make you cry? Hey, good news! "Teenage Ninja Mutant Bullshit VI" is coming out soon! Cool! Bay rocks!

Sweet Jesus… I'm arguing with a guy who's avatar is fucking Transformer. Late.

Do you your homework, dipshit. I've been an AV Club for awhile now. (admittedly in a non-political, pop culture kinda way) But thanks for running the background check all the same.
So I ask you. What laws would prevent these kinds of things from happening?
Like I said in a different post, stricter, more rigidly…

I don't entirely disagree with you here. I don't think they should be easy to come by. But this whole gun debate is being used in this instance, (rather cynically), to obfuscate something very disturbing going on…but we can't mention it because we will then be accused of bigotry, of calling all Muslims terrorists…

At least your not being in the slightest sense presumptive.

What do you suggest?

So you're basically admitting that you're exploiting the mass murder in Orlando for political reasons. Okay. You think, what… there should be stricter guns laws? Fine. All guns should be gathered up and destroyed? There should be much stricter gun control? I get it. Way to piggyback on this. And I'm not even…

Who are these people saying that all Muslims are terrorists? I know that question breaks your brain, because for years you and so many on your side have been freaking out that there is this huge number of low-I.Q. Americans, (let's be honest… the ones from the South with hick accents who aren't as clever as us,…

Yes. You're right. Only ONE time. Only the one time has their been a mass shooting in France. Je suis JMP, le moron.

Well, I guess you lost that argument.

White privilege! Quick! To the safe spaces!

No. Are you ignoring Islam's homophobia? You have no problem blaming Christianity for homophobia…but mention that hatred of homosexuality is common in Islam then you're, yes, saying that "ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS!"
For fuck's sake, you can point out the dangers of radical Islamism without being a Trumpster,…

Who exactly is comparing trans people wanting to take a piss in peace to terrorists? Seriously. Who?

Is saying "thoughts and prayers" any more hollow or masturbatory than thinking events like this would never happen if only we'd make it more difficult to get an automatic rifle?
How'd that work out for France?

That's right. When you don't have something substantive to rally 'round, just make it up!
("Let's all get really angry imagining what the Republicans WOULD be saying IF the shooter was a Christian!")

Why, why, WHY is there no middle ground? Why is it that if you even make a passing mention to the fact that the killer was a fundamentalist Islamist you are saying that "ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS"?
Jesus H Crikies this gets old. Seriously.

Samantha's been a godsend. When Jon Stewart retired we were left with nobody other than Bee, Trevor Noah, John Oliver, Colbert, Bill Maher and, well, a whole bunch of other people for our Left-leaning snark.