She's pretty, but I feel like she has one expression when she's acting.

You'd have competition:

"I had to monitor comments on Dear White People's trailer"

He's a total Bosie.

Maybe Sana Starros?
http://starwars.wikia.com/w…

Ok, I had to google this guy, and look at this smug fucker in his 1931 military portrait. I'd say Isaac is a perfect choice:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

There's definitely societal pressure (not only is being single a horrible state in the above movie and countless others, I just saw an ice cream ad at lunch about how terrible it is to be single on Valentine's Day), but I'm fortunate in that I get zero pressure from my mother.

And he's only one of seven exes he'll need to fight!

John Wick/Taken crossover where a European organized crime gang kidnaps John Wick's latest puppy AND Taken dude's baby granddaughter!

Loki over-promising on getting a wall built? Someone's getting pregnant by a horse.

That is an untapped sci-fi story idea!

And I said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"
She said, "I think I remember the film,
and as I recall, I think, we both rather disliked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

Wait, isn't "pizza" a code word? I'm reporting you to Pepe!

I demand real rats and mice. Wearing little capes and shit.

I wonder how the dog death in The Lobster was received. Yes, it was a dog, but it was actually Colin Farrell's brother who was turned into a dog. That makes it…less…sad?

It's bothering me that they're clearly in an urban area and it's not on a leash, though. What if it runs into traffic? Will Neo spend the movie shooting cars?

"If Ruth can wear that doily, I can add some pizzazz to my robe too!"

Will he deport Milo?

Y/N do you think there will be a "you'll make a great father someday" joke thrown in?

…I think I'll walk.