I admit to watching the new Rocky Horror they had on TV last October, and while it was lacking in various ways…Adam Lambert did indeed make a more convincing sex object than Meat Loaf.

They should have used a screenshot of a heated conversation from a faculty listserv.

I thought this was going about them going on a few dates together, and then one refusing to answer the other's texts.

Counterpoint: they got to listen to a bunch of music and watch dogs as a job.

McKinnon and Baldwin are playing you and your clown boss because it's their patriotic duty as American comedians, not because they like you.

I know we've all seen it a million times these past few months, but it's still great: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

At some point aren't you like, "Wait, I'm an adult with a knock-off Hitler haircut, enthusiastically trying to bring back one of the world's darkest moments, and I'm wearing a cartoon frog pin because of memes. What am I doing with my life?"

Well, Larry Craig, but I guess he wasn't "talking."

I do feel really, really bad for everyone involved in Star Wars for the amount of questions they're going to get until IX comes out (and probably after that, depending on where it ends). I'm sure everyone knows the actors aren't going to give important details out to random strangers, but I'm also sure it seems like…

Trump is most certainly less emotionally able to handle the insults of a puppet than Eminem.

Nick Offerman's manly feminist taunting of Morgan during the march was sublime.

"Just think how great this will be for your backstory!" -Han & Leia and Rey's mystery parents

It would be amazing if he bucks the trend and turns against Daddy.

Too bad it's not an expose. A mix of unnerving docudrama and surreal animation could be a masterpiece…or the new favorite stoner movie. Or both!

I hadn't even thought of that aspect. Omg, the parade of tears parents are going to have to deal with after distractedly picking "the dog movie."

I know they get changed back to humans in the end, but now I'm imagining an angry crowd outside her window with the "head" of like a clock or something on a stake.

Good luck. I was in an anti-Trump protest alleged to be done by paid pros, and no paycheck or W-2 in sight. :(

Oh. And I thought this would be a difficult problem to solve diplomatically. It's all yours, guys!

I know movies have a lot of cut scenes and reshoots, but doesn't the fact that there are apparently several different versions of Rogue One seem weird, especially since that's part of what Suicide Squad was criticized for? Did they film several versions to thwart spoilers? Was each version focus-grouped after the…

Probably my biggest 2016 movie shame is that I kind of wanted a creepy, unhealthy May-December fling between his and Holly Hunter's characters.