(In true Matt Damon style, the Penguin would get kidnapped by a rival crime lord, and Batman would have to use a ridiculous amount of time and resources to save him.)

Matt Damon throwing on the pounds for Penguin.

They were rebooting Batman long before we were born (unless you were born in the 20s).

There was a Spider-Man story where he inadvertently gave his wife, Mary Jane, cancer with his spider-sperm, but maybe he's to blame for Michael Jackson's demise too. What if Michael Jackson's doctor was just taking the fall for Spider-Man?

So radioactive sperm wasn't the only thing he passed on to MJ?

Baze does all the work while Chirrut just chats up the customers and occasionally tries to sell them crystals.

But who poisoned the brick of spice?

Maybe they detox the victims first?

The way I think of it is: there are billions of people in the world, all of whom will die, but the death of those we know affect us differently. So many of us grew up with Star Wars and played with Princess Leia toys, so she was familiar and important to us, and we are sad.

Them crashing would be the best in pussy grabs back.

In Trump supporters' dreams, Gone with the Wind is coming back to us now.

I think they are fraternal twins.

It's not his fault! It's how he was trained!

Scrooge is apparently trusted with children, though.

The man, the myth, the legend: Florida Man.

Ok, so who for Joker opposite Lin's Harley? I'm going to say Rachel Bloom.

I saw Andrew Lincoln in a Wuthering Heights adaptation as sobbing nice fancy guy Edgar Linton. Took me forever to place him as the guy who was also Rick Grimes.

Yeah, do you want Lin Manuel-Miranda to play Harley Quinn though?

They've been doing new, more mature Archie comics recently, starting with Afterlife with Archie a few years ago.

The Empire/First Order really need a check-list for new weapons where one of the items, possibly the first one, is, "is there one spot on the weapon that will make the whole thing blow up if hit?"