Will Farrell, Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow…

Credit card? You got it.

Wrong cops, wrong cops…

Boom, boom, acka lacka lacka boom!

I think studios try to swing for the fences. Anchorman 2 will make a $100 million profit? They'd rather spend the money on Spider-man Vs. Harry Potter and try to make $1 billion in profit.

I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed.

I don't think anyone's cared about "selling out" since at least 1996.

Prestige, Worldwide…

The stuff you mentioned worked because they were weird. All comedians go downhill once they start making stuff for their kids to enjoy.

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I often say, "Well, it has to be" in Chris Farley's voice.

She's the whore in "Hello, whore!"

He's in The Road for about one minute.

It worked for the Fast and Furious films.

I bet there's a Venn diagram of location crossover, as in, "Jungle Cruise? Is the Obama robot here?"

Let me paraphrase Keith Olbermann in this month's Esquire:

I've never heard that before, but now that you mention it, the one kind of does look like OJ and Nicole's daughter.

I wonder what President Ford would do.

There's a gay scene in San Francisco?

It's not just that he's one of the best pro-football players of all time and a famous nice guy who was on trial for double murder, it was that for 18 entire months, everything was all OJ, all the time. The entire trial was covered live, and every word breathlessly analyzed on the news. Every member of the prosecution…