I like the scene where he reminisces about meeting Robert Guillaume.

"Setting aside the fact that O.J. Simpson’s participation now interferes with—rather than enhances—its humor…"

The second one.

"Can they tune into Duck Dynasty?"

It's funny because it's real! Derp!

Just because we're stuck in a bubble, doesn't mean we can't cause a little trouble.

I've never heard of that. Apparently, there's a "Sun Drop Girl" and you can dress like her for Halloween:

The "You're the Voice" montage is an instant classic.

*kicks web developer down dark well in slomo*

He can't handle collecting receipts for Jewel concerts.

Disqus is literally the worst user friendly thing I've ever experienced online.

I forget which gimmick was yours, but I remember I liked it.

An Aaron Hernandez gimmick account could conceivably become more popular than Rappin Jake Sisco or Avenged Sevenfold guy.

I finished 10 of 12, but tied for sixth in total points, only 37 behind the third place point total. So, not embarrassing, I just didn't win the right matchups.

I dropped Dan Bailey for him, so I missed out on a point.

I forgot about that whole "Git R Done" thing that rednecks were into. From my experience, people who said that non-ironically were very terrible at finishing things to completion.

"This coffee tastes like shit."
"That's because it *is* shit, Austin."

I assumed it was because he went out on his own and did things that Lorne didn't produce?

He puts a lot of thought and work into random appearances on Conan and MTV awards and such that he doesn't really get paid for.

O-WEN!