I think it's an 80s thing make fun of yuppies thing.

I just don't get the popularity of these guys.

I'M ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW!

I'm still holding out for a Superbad prequel, about Jonah Hill in the third grade drawing pictures of penises.

There's a guy on our team who dresses like a pirate?

"And that's just really sad."

Sounds cool.

When I have a bad day, I read George Clooney's Playboy interview where he talks about his fight with David O. Russell. It's reassuring to know that even he has bad days.

Napolean Dynamite. The first time you're like, "Huh." Before you know it, you're saying, "Do the chickens have large talons?" and "Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"

The top story on my news last night was a woman who injured her hand in a snowblower. They show her being lifted into an ambulance in pain. Why do that to her?

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I've decided that I will be officially old when I see a woman and say, "That older woman looks really hot for her age," and she turns out to be younger than me.

I'm stuck on an island with six white people? Sheeeeeeeet….

You're very specific.

Like, the rest of the world should look real, but the island should look like a soundstage.

A day that will live in infamy.

There was a balding 40-ish guy who lived in a dorm in my school. His thing was that he was a bookie, and he attended the least amount of classes and got the lowest grades possible to continue attending school.

Thomas Jane does more acting in the final thirty seconds than in the rest of his combined career.

They'll trap you and use you before you even know.

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