"I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to
find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater."

Tatiana Maslany, yes!

*Jon Lovitz runs down street in slow motion with his shirt open*

Ten years ago when I was playing Star Wars Galaxies, I thought, "If I was a terrorist, I would totally use this to communicate with other terrorists!"

That'd be a cool series, focused on Section 31, that jumped between time like Boardwalk Empire jumps between cities.

I usually like the nihilism and darkness of LaBute's films, but this one looks like a slog.

William Sadler looks exactly the same age on Homeland. I still think he'd have been a better Dar Adal than F. Murray.

GOATFUCKER — DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?

*cue dance-off to Bananarama*

"Is she a NURD?"

Maybe it's a nod to the Warriors?

There was speculation he'd win, and even if he didn't, it still made sense.

You better work out, slut.

I don't know what that means, but I'm going to start using it.

Stan and Kyle are the voices of reason, but sometimes, someone else has to set them straight.

I hope you watched Boardwalk Empire this year… siiiirrrr.

"I'm bleeding CHIPS."

While watching Von Ryan's Express, I couldn't help but think, "This is *the* Frank Sinatra?"

Or, Chinese corporation!

The comedy ones are the classics.