I was an X-Files super fan back in the day. I bought VHS tapes, I bought books about the show, I posted online about it…

Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!

I think of that scene whenever I hear "Rocking Around the Christmas Tree."

Credit card? You got it.

Watch the HBO Behind the Scenes, which is probably on youtube. It shows how they filmed it without CGI.

Zoolander made for some good post 9/11 laughs.

*cue Ludacris music*

There's a scene where Will Smith jumps through the air in slow motion and fires his handgun. The camera follows the bullet as it travels through the air until it tags Martin Lawrence in the buttock, where it zooms to his "O" face, again in slow motion. The camera follows the trajectory of the bullet again until it…

"You motherfuckers need Jesus!"

You can you not like her? "Chickie chickie chickie!"

My sister lives in Portland, and she says it's exactly like the show. There's weird public art performance where you can't tell if it's art or not. She participated in a Guinness record for "world's largest simultaneous tree hugging."

Both films made House Party look like House Party 3!

I think the secret to making the leap from actor to director is to make sure that the DP does all the heavy lifting. You do they casting and choose the camera angles, they handle the rest.

It seems like less The Matrix, and more Matrix: Revolutions by way of Avatar and Hunger Games.

Kiptin.

Rachel Ticotin? That's inspired.

He accomplished more by age 20 than I accomplished my entire life.

It's estimated that Tom Hanks earned as much as $40 million on Forrest Gump's back end.

They trained in Dam Neck, VA, and were subordinate to JSOC, so I assumed they were SEALs, if not DEVGRU.

You must think all gingers look alike.