If you're 'actively offended' by something you haven't even seen then you're an idiot and not someone whose offense should mean anything to anyone.

If what you hate is the people going apeshit, then the easy fix is to watch the shows. They're good, and the people going apeshit will no longer have reason to do so, so you win twice.

Those 'if you only have two seconds' bits are strange. The article took about ten minutes to read in its entirety, and each of those bits took more than two seconds individually, so the very act of reading those little summaries proves that you have more than two seconds to spare, rendering them completely pointless.