There was also a flood of hate crimes reported on actual media. So. There's that. I don't think other crime stats are subject to "but was it caught on video?!?!"

So you really find it easier to believe that every single reported hate crime post-election was made up than it is to believe that none of them were captured on video and disseminated straight to your eyeballs?

I don't generally begrudge actors their work. I'm always a little puzzled by the cries of disappointment over, say, De Niro appearing in a bad movie, as if there are countless movies annually that would pay a 70something dude to be the lead. So he does some shlock and some bad comedies. Guy likes to work and keep busy…

Whether you have to watch Passion of the Christ to evaluate it fairly (and I'm coming from a position of not liking that movie much at all).

I'm no thinking I'm-a better than Boss Nass, so I'm confident that hessa like me.

Explanations of what the hell is going on in Assassin's Creed: No one gets out alive.

He's occasionally shirtless. That's about it, sad to say.

Watch the first 5-10 minutes of Assassin's Creed and get back to me about whether you feel like it's basically just doing the same thing as the first 5-10 minutes of a Star Wars movie.

Thank you!

It did. I fucked up the embargo (not on purpose, just out of incompetence).

I think I would have enjoyed a movie focusing on that a great deal more.

2004, 2007, and 2010.

I'm just super relieved to find out that not a single person has actually been attacked by a Trump supporter. Whew!

A big part of my mistake was remembering 12PM and not remembering PST, not EST, and thinking, as such, I didn't need to pass anything along because it would definitely run after noon. So I wonder if others had similarly fried comprehension.

They seemed to be using it that way in the movie but maybe I was mishearing them.

I guess I was being thickheaded because I wasn't sure WHAT a metaphorical metal (metalphorical??) apple actually did in the Eden story, if it wasn't an actual apple you could take a bite out of. I guess the metaphorical snake told Adam & Eve not to… possess this metal doohickey? And make it glow? Except its whole…

The third and fourth Resident Evils movies, whose titles, admittedly, I forget.

LOL back at you for that reference. FTR, I mostly agree with the review Dowd ran when it came out: powerful but not always great.

I liked L&F a lot. My top ten was rock solid in terms of those being my ten favorites so far this year. But the competition for 11-15 was intense. There were seriously another 10-15 movies I could have easily put there instead, including Love & Friendship (very funny, but in the end, I have to admit it's probably my…

Hi! That was a mistake on my end. I forgot to relay the embargo info; reviews weren't supposed to be up until 3PM EST today. It'll be back up shortly, I imagine.