Plus there are all of those mass shootings that women carry out all the time.

As the person who reviewed Alice 2 on the site and clearly hated it less than others, I'd still say, it's a lot worse than Suicide Squad in terms of entertainment value.

NO, COME BACK, I AGREE!

I wouldn't even call the treatment "soft" so much as "passive-aggressive" and in Bay's usual thrall to men who bow to no authority but their own.

I think I probably… enjoyed? Is that the right word…? Batman v. Superman more than the Edward Norton Hulk movie (and I love Norton, like the other on-screen Hulks, and even like other Louis Leterrier movies). Or at least, found it more interesting. The rest are better, though there are several MCU movies to which I…

I think you misunderstand me. I just mean that I *have* seen some of these other movies, which makes it very easy for me to picture them being worse than Batman v. Superman.

You are more generous than I am. I was, indeed, pretty angry by the time it was over.

I think there's a lot more pathos and even some joy in making Apocalypse that is not so much evident in the two really bad X-Men-related movies.

Can't speak for the others (though Ignatiy's C+ review seems pretty fairminded to me), but I held little ill will towards Suicide Squad. I was disappointed in it (and shocked how slapped-together it felt; they couldn't make a more coherent cut than that?) but it had enough enjoyable parts that I wasn't bored or even…

I actually voted for 13 Hours because I thought it was actually kind of reprehensible in its "apolitical" way? Wrote a bit about it here: http://www.bkmag.com/2016/0…

I think you've got something here.

PSSSST we vote on these. So how it works is, sometimes a movie has to be seen by more than one person.

I was not a huge fan of that movie but I'm surprised whenever I hear it described as washed-out or colorless. It definitely looks darker than a lot of Marvel movies, but the colors, when there, are often pretty rich and saturated and/or high-contrast. There's a depth to the images the Marvel movies (almost all of…

Your last sentence is probably the key to unlocking this mystery.

What the devil?!? But it rots your brain!!!

I'm not one of the TV people but I watched the first… two, I think?… episodes and really liked it. I just never had the time to go back and finish the Blu-rays. Ugh, television! It takes up a lot of time.

Yeah, I think she's great, but I do wonder if she's better-suited (in terms of what movies look for) to TV. Then again, she was great in a starring role in Return, so it doesn't have to be either/or. And there's no shame in being a de facto character actor. But it's frustrating to see her give good performances in…

Must've been hella scary when Goofy lived next door to that guy in Goof Troop!

FOLLOW-UP: In the time since I wrote this, my wife DID in fact watch Mickey's Christmas Carol with our daughter (not knowing I had written about it), and she was more into it than any other Christmas special she's seen bits of. Fascinated by Mickey in general, and blew a kiss at Donald Duck.

Please. He'll RUN away disappointed.