I don’t think anyone is excited about Hawkeye.

Andor is barely Star Wars. It’s prestige sci-fi TV that is obliged to include some Star Wars nouns. It’s not necessarily embarrassed to be Star Wars, but it doesn’t care one whit about the franchise. I love it, but it’s one of the lowest viewed Star Wars shows.

Andor is essentially a trilogy of movies split up into episodes. It smartly uses its budget, making almost all of the characters human, giving the story a lot of downtime between the action finales and having only a single short space battle. Consequently, a lot of people don’t think it “feels like Star Wars” and it’s…

I think you may have missed that the movie is a farce.

“It’s incompetently directed and edited. You can see the boom mic or limits of the set in so many shots.”

“I think it also means that movie productions now have 100% immunity for actors killing people on set when there is something they could have checked but just didn’t bother to.”

That would be only a single decade before. It would be more like you performing pop songs from the ‘20s and dancing the Charleston.

That doesn’t make any sense. There was no time in history where you could spontaneously show up and expect to have the best seats. You would have to show up 30 minutes to an hour before and stand around in line. On opening weekend, you would have to show up even earlier.

If anything, that would make him a bit more objective. He has personal experience with both Biden and other Democratic politicians, and unlike those politicians he can freely speak his mind. And it’s not like he’s saying something outrageous here.

You appear to care just as much, if not more than the reviewer. Or maybe you don’t care and you’re just being paid by Universal to defend the movie.

For people who want to be pacified for 90 minutes.

You just realized that Homelander isn’t the good guy, huh?

They don’t care if you say corporations are evil if you don’t specifically mention them. Stewart said some way more contentious things than this on the show.

Curses are not real. I don’t know why you see one (or two) people repeatedly making bad movies and then conclude that they actually had nothing to do with them being bad.

So, did you think Wall·E sucked until the humans showed up and that Deckard was a true hero in Blade Runner?

They were minimally involved with The Peripheral. They weren’t the creators or showrunners and they didn’t write or direct any episodes. It’s the same with Fallout, except Nolan actually directed a few episodes. They seem to be for Amazon what JJ Abrams was for shows like Lost (after season 1) and Fringe.

So, you’re claiming they did a bunch of interviews where they constantly called the CSA “cool and badass,” and there was no controversy and not a single person spoke up or had any issue with this? Or, there was and every hint of it was removed from the internet in a wide ranging conspiracy?

That’s an obvious lie. He gave positive reviews to multiple slashers. He gave Halloween 4/4 stars. Most slashers are garbage, and giving bad reviews to garbage movies is not “moral panic.”

Sure, if you’re including liemaxes, for some reason. My closest real IMAX is completely sold out this weekend, and it's not even showing on film.

Well, it sounds like you’ll have another exception if Netflix ever decides to release Hit Man. Though I think he was exactly who he needed to be in Top Gun.