Who the hell is Richard Kaplan and why have you credited him as director of this? Not to mention Billy Wilder as a cast member?

Hey Barsanti, here's a novel idea: why not wait until you've actually SEEN the film before jumping on the tiresome, musty anti-Moore bandwagon. Just a thought, although I know that would mean sacrificing lots of clicks in the interim, and might actually make you seem professional . . .

Come on, there was hardly any fucking in it at all.