JEWS HAVE A COMPLEX AND FASCINATING HISTORY!

JEWS HAVE A COMPLEX AND FASCINATING HISTORY!

I'm going to go ahead and assume that their site traffic is going to do just fine now that they're part of that whole vaguely indistinguishable suite of sites. Too bad about the community of regulars though.

I'm going to go ahead and assume that their site traffic is going to do just fine now that they're part of that whole vaguely indistinguishable suite of sites. Too bad about the community of regulars though.

And now it starts. Instead of just being relegated to that "You May Also Like" side-thing, the AV Club home page now includes an article from "Gear" in its scroll … as if it were AV Club content. *sigh*

And now it starts. Instead of just being relegated to that "You May Also Like" side-thing, the AV Club home page now includes an article from "Gear" in its scroll … as if it were AV Club content. *sigh*

Yrrr Goddamm RIGHT! Whrrs … whersssss … princssss Aaaariel? I wanner do a MAGIC trickk …

Yrrr Goddamm RIGHT! Whrrs … whersssss … princssss Aaaariel? I wanner do a MAGIC trickk …

As of right now, only 400 more comments to get to 8000. I don't know about y'all, but I'm less than optimistic that we'll be able to commit to the necessary amount of sustained necrophilia to hit that mark.

As of right now, only 400 more comments to get to 8000. I don't know about y'all, but I'm less than optimistic that we'll be able to commit to the necessary amount of sustained necrophilia to hit that mark.

The old format felt like waking up and opening up the paper to see the news of the day. This feels like I'm borrowing someone's phone.

The old format felt like waking up and opening up the paper to see the news of the day. This feels like I'm borrowing someone's phone.

I might poke around on Twitter and see what the options are. It just reminds me way too much of when a friend gets hacked on Facebook and has to go around telling people "No, don't click on that link! That wasn't me!". Sketchy.

I might poke around on Twitter and see what the options are. It just reminds me way too much of when a friend gets hacked on Facebook and has to go around telling people "No, don't click on that link! That wasn't me!". Sketchy.

So I decided … okay fuck it, I'm signed up with Twitter but I've never once posted anything or followed anyone so using that option to get a non-burner Kinja account would probably be the least obtrusive. I start the process and see that Kinja wants to be able to "update your profile" and "post tweets for you". Now,…

So I decided … okay fuck it, I'm signed up with Twitter but I've never once posted anything or followed anyone so using that option to get a non-burner Kinja account would probably be the least obtrusive. I start the process and see that Kinja wants to be able to "update your profile" and "post tweets for you". Now,…

We are like ghosts whispering into the void, or … um …

We are like ghosts whispering into the void, or … um …

No! No we're not! Keepin' it going like Weekend at Bernie's!

No! No we're not! Keepin' it going like Weekend at Bernie's!