No! No we're not! Keepin' it going like Weekend at Bernie's!

Ah shit. I just tried to reply to somebody down below and it told me I couldn't. Are we finally dead?

Ah shit. I just tried to reply to somebody down below and it told me I couldn't. Are we finally dead?

Ah shit. I just tried to reply to somebody down below and it told me I couldn't. Are we finally dead?

I'm going to go ahead and assume that those of us who started burner accounts because they didn't want to give Kinja access to their social media activity will continue to be SOL.

I'm going to go ahead and assume that those of us who started burner accounts because they didn't want to give Kinja access to their social media activity will continue to be SOL.

*grabs scorpion, car battery, and framed photo of Eisenhower*

*grabs scorpion, car battery, and framed photo of Eisenhower*

Lotta fucked up endings in the '70s. I can barely remember it, but I remember being greatly upset by Bless the Beasts and the Children.

Lotta fucked up endings in the '70s. I can barely remember it, but I remember being greatly upset by Bless the Beasts and the Children.

"Last man on Earth" film festival, day 1. The Omega Man (1971).

"Last man on Earth" film festival, day 1. The Omega Man (1971).

"Who are you?"
"ASK ME WHO I WAS!"
"Well who were you, then?"

"Who are you?"
"ASK ME WHO I WAS!"
"Well who were you, then?"

So it appears that I've been successfully signed in via my burner account for the last few hours. I decided to post a comment on the "It'll be fine" article. It wasn't a great comment … it wasn't particularly insightful … it was just an opinion I had and it was maybe slightly humorous. I left it in its "pending" state…

So it appears that I've been successfully signed in via my burner account for the last few hours. I decided to post a comment on the "It'll be fine" article. It wasn't a great comment … it wasn't particularly insightful … it was just an opinion I had and it was maybe slightly humorous. I left it in its "pending" state…

No see, that would be like allowing myself to be surgically removed from the corpse and transferred to a lab setting. Does the lab setting still have the old sidebars and section headings and that little video box where Danny Pudi wants to teach me his favorite Polish words? No? Imma stay in the corpse.

"Just by itself, the ability to embed stuff will be a game changer for some of them."

"Just by itself, the ability to embed stuff will be a game changer for some of them."

As for "why" … for those of us who still have the tab open from this morning, it's still the old AV Club site and comments section. It's like having a party inside of a corpse.