As for "why" … for those of us who still have the tab open from this morning, it's still the old AV Club site and comments section. It's like having a party inside of a corpse.

The problem seems to be, using a burner account is your only option with Kinja unless you want to give them access to one of your social media accounts … and there was no fucking way I was going to do that. I'm currently signed in with the same name under my burner account (though that seems to flicker on and off) but…

The problem seems to be, using a burner account is your only option with Kinja unless you want to give them access to one of your social media accounts … and there was no fucking way I was going to do that. I'm currently signed in with the same name under my burner account (though that seems to flicker on and off) but…

I do so wish that the commenting system opened links in a new tab by default. That little quirk has pissed in my face many a time.

I do so wish that the commenting system opened links in a new tab by default. That little quirk has pissed in my face many a time.

Nothing like a good, solid F first thing in the morning. Or even a firm D.

Nothing like a good, solid F first thing in the morning. Or even a firm D.

I used to be a meat-cutter so I've got knives. Buncha big fuck-off shiny ones.

I used to be a meat-cutter so I've got knives. Buncha big fuck-off shiny ones.

Hey, maybe if I just try to reply to an article then they'll give me a chance to log in again!

Hey, maybe if I just try to reply to an article then they'll give me a chance to log in again!

It's like people at Cracked who try so hard to write like Seanbaby. I mean, even he doesn't write quite like himself anymore.

Yeah, the whole elbow-poke "Ha ha, can you believe this shit?!" vibe was really starting to grate. Yes, we believe this shit. We're living in it.

How long you figure until "Josh Whedon Does Not Deserve Your Opprobrium"?

I mean, next time I'm in Brooklyn I might be tempted to give that restaurant a try.

Short answer: Yes, with an "if". Long answer: No, with a "but".

Short answer: Yes, with an "if". Long answer: No, with a "but".

Loose-meat sandwiches my ass.

Alas I can only destroy, never create.

Alas I can only destroy, never create.