When I was a little kid, I brought a small cardboard box into the bathtub with me for some fucking reason. It ended up turning the water a kind of sickly yellow and when my Mom came in to check on me, I told her it was that color because I'd peed in the tub. I have no idea why I thought that was better than the truth.

When I was a little kid, I brought a small cardboard box into the bathtub with me for some fucking reason. It ended up turning the water a kind of sickly yellow and when my Mom came in to check on me, I told her it was that color because I'd peed in the tub. I have no idea why I thought that was better than the truth.

Two a.m. mozzarella sticks at Lyon's. Back when we were too young to buy booze, but old enough to stay out until after midnight getting twisted on coffee.

Two a.m. mozzarella sticks at Lyon's. Back when we were too young to buy booze, but old enough to stay out until after midnight getting twisted on coffee.

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards.

I once worked with a Jamaican dude who started marketing his own brand of jarred marinades under the label "Island Boy". His jerk marinade was my introduction to that style and it was absolutely amazing. Unfortunately, he only managed to keep that going for a few years before it went under and vanished forever. This…

Let's see, there was a "dock" set, and an "alley" set … and maybe another one I'm forgetting.

Are any of the structures seen in the film even still standing? Is that information that I could find out by clicking those links? 'Cuz I don't follow links. That's just how I roll.

I was totally gonna include "and I don't mean Kevin Bacon", but decided against it. And here we are.

"Naked teens"? Excuse me, but if memory serves the original Friday only had one dimly-lit boob. They rectified that by the second one.

If I had to guess, I'd say that it seems to fit in with the perception that liberals are far more likely to go after their own and reject allies who fail to live up to their standards. Watching fundamentalist Christians almost unanimously vote for one of the least "Christian" people to ever hold public office suggests…

I likes it when she flappin' her little hands to keep them oompa loompas away but she cain't!

Poor Robin …

Which was particularly funny after our drummer broke up with his girlfriend and slept on our floor for six months.

Maybe he was hiding inside one of those circular clothing racks with long coats. That used to freak my Mom right the fuck out. She had me paged a couple of times. Ahhh, college.

What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

Mullet with headlights …
Over-surprised guyyyyy, weirded out …

TERRY JONES IS AN INTERNATIONAL TREASURE!

Slugworth?

"Oh my god you guys I totally just thought they made those people up for the Indiana Jones movies!"