I've actually been enjoying some of the Let's Plays and video game listicles from the Outsidexbox people. Also Jane Douglas is so adorable it should be illegal.

"Monkeys were created by God to entertain us. That's all we know, Tim. THAT'S ALL WE KNOW TIM!"

If you just used "killed", I would think you could leave out the "allegedly" altogether, as none of those facts would be in dispute. In the eyes of the law anyway, "murder" has yet to be determined.

Hey, using "colors" as an emotional shorthand to inform acting choices is a perfectly cromulent technique!

Any time I see a still of the principals in Broadchurch I think "People I don't want at my party."

We had a roommate who printed out nice labels and everything. Granted, she wasn't always sure of the official names of the episodes so we'd end up with things like "Homer Vs. Space Coyote". We knew what she meant.

Yeah, but all the best bits are already on MrSkin.

I'm making myself a fried-chicken sandwich for dinner (the wife is out of town) and I've got one of those upside-down mayonnaise bottles. Sometimes it sounds like that.

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I did a quick browse of this one's posting history and … well, it definitely has a shtick, but fuck if I could figure out what it is.

"In pennies, bitch! No, take them out of the roll … I want you to count them for me. Out loud."

*comedian tells joke*
*sound of crickets*
"Wow … harsh realm."

Yep, that was exactly the piece I was thinking of.

Erect like cow horns or floppy like Basset Hound ears?

If she's like me, she grew up in an era where our scary dolls just sat up and opened their eyes when they weren't supposed to … and that was enough for us, dammit!

I dunno, this is the first time in a couple months that I've been able to look at the ten-day forecast and not feel a sense of dread.

That piece really needed input from some millennial feeding her bogus slang terms.

That's not broccoli, it's a human toe.

Ooooo, I have the weirdest …

So he never got the chance to run through the streets with the panties on his head yelling "Look at me! I'm the Queen of England!"? Pity.