Apparently successfully hiding in a room-service cart is tougher than it looks. The staff tends to notice that shit.

Ruth please!

Yeah, Looper is maybe a level or two above those channels that specialize in "Most Hilarious Fails!" with thumbnail pics of bikini girls that don't appear in the video.

I'd just love to see Dr. Loomis' clipboard.

Ironically, just two years later REM hit it big and everybody was looking for Peter Buck vests … but it was too late.

I think calling Silver Bullet "endlessly entertaining" is a bit of a stretch. The best thing associated with "Cycle of the Werewolf" were those Bernie Wrightson illustrations.

I think I saw one of those fight Whalewolf on SyFy last weekend.

I dunno … if I wanted to bring all the ladies to the yard, and I could steal one face from rock history I'd probably go with young Dave Gilmour.

Pictured: Sexy.

Well I guess he's going to have to hold off on those rape threats he made against that woman he was stalking on Twitter.

Okay, I'm just going to go ahead and be crass: She really needs to keep a spirit level by her bathroom mirror.

I guess it's for the best that he hasn't lived there for a while. I would imagine any room Glenn Danzig spends a significant amount of time in smells like cloves and feet.

According to realtor.com, in our town $255,000 gets you a 900 square foot, 2 bedroom apartment.

Let's see … 1997 … 1997 …

What does the American Revolution have to do with The Karate Kid?
*clicks link*
Ah.

Way to give a poor doggie a complex, dude.

If you kill Peter Gabriel I will find you …

Just followed the link to the "God Save the Queen" cover.

Well that was lovely.

"Check finally showed up. Looking for two if you got 'em."