Hey, I watched nearly half of one of these and it was very obvious that the camera was mounted on a solid surface and pointing in the right direction in almost every shot!

I think Cuban would be smart enough to actually hire the "best" people for all the positions he's got to fill. Then he'd just go out there and make speeches written by professionals (never veering off script) and let the people who know what they're doing handle everything else. I'm not sure what kind of douche he is…

If you're working in the film industry, and you find yourself at the point where you're "throwing a bunch of money" at Ian Ziering, it is really time for you to start re-considering every life choice you've made.

He has never personally taken a shit in my kitchen.

Oh dear, looks like my comment got flagged and deleted.

One Wolverine or two Batmans? Or is that Batmen? Batsmen?

It takes a great deal of self-control to keep myself from just shooting those little fuckers around the desk, so I usually just end up smacking it open and closed like a butterfly knife.

I used to read his column in a free weekly in Sacramento (back in the "Hey, Faggot!" days) and I remember one in which he was discussing his problems with gay porn. His biggest complaint was that everybody just looked so serious, like they were "building a bomb" … or maybe it was "defusing a bomb" … anyway, the image…

Only the best whores, honestly.

My first exposure to Scary Dafoe Face was Streets of Fire.

Maybe it's like the robot version of "no homo".

I'd like to see a Hellboy anthology series following the format of the "… and Others" and "Weird Tales" collections. Just him, going from assignment to assignment in spooky locations helping people deal with hauntings, vampires, etc. with nobody hassling him about Fulfilling his Destiny. It's the sort of life he would…

Are they going to have him (spoiler for the comics) killed by a frog monster in the first five minutes?

In my darker moments I find myself wanting to watch him go down like Gaddafi.

Yeah! Conservation angle-thingee! I think I want that.

"He chased me 'round the car with a piece of wood!"

If so, I think the DP is going to require some skill.

I have no idea. But nobody's been writing think-pieces about how our kids are being mind-controlled by pens. They've gotta have something going on with them, right?

I don't think they'll ever top Jason Statham playing cat-and-mouse against a shark with a gun.

I'm starting to wonder if I just get one of those damn things. When I'm sitting at the computer, I'm always fiddling with something* … ballpoint pen with clicky button, scissors, folding stick lighter. Granted, It probably wouldn't last long before I chewed it to death, 'cuz I got that going too.