hold on to sixteen as long as you ca-han
changes come along real soon make us women and men

Actually, now that I think about it the outtake/demo album "Humpty Dumpty LSD" had some good stuff on it. 100 Million People Dead made me feel like I was back in college.

Jimmy Carter. Suitcase. Scrotum.

I was doing asphalt work one summer up in the mountains where the only restaurant within twenty miles was a Mountain Mike's Pizza, so the crew ate there nearly every night. One of the dudes would run to the jukebox and put on Faith No More's "Epic" EVERY FUCKING TIME.

"Lady Sniff" was my introduction to them … and it was the weirdest fucking thing I'd ever heard. The dude who introduced me to them performed that in his underwear in a dorm-floor lip-sync contest and won.

Hey, Ginger Rogers' asshole … um, something … backwards … high heels. Dammit I had something for this.

Please take all the drugs first (Just not, you know … fatally). Independent Worm Saloon was the last album of theirs that I enjoyed.

“You remember Joe Paterno? What would he say?"

It's the 20-year nostalgia thing. Like when people were going around in bell-bottoms again in the '90s.

But anyway: Ooooooo! Deep cut, guys!

I'm starting to think that my online personality is coming across as far more negative and snarky than my actual personality, and maybe that's not a good thing. Content like this isn't helping …

Yeah, this isn't some garden variety "politician saying what we want to hear and you're not sure if he/she even believes it". This is an absolute buffoon who is CARTOONISHLY full of shit. Coupled with the fact that he has zero charm or charisma … I just don't fucking know any more.

There were four of us. One had been drinking a bit, and the rest of us had heads full of acid … and some weed to take the edge off … and also drinking. An intense case of the munchies hit us all at once and it was decided that we’d order a pizza. The drinker was the only one capable of operating a telephone so he was…

Had friends over and plenty of booze, and still none of us wanted to keep watching by about half-way through the first one. Intentionally bad movies made by the utterly witless are fucking boring.

Now I'm picturing an American tourist in Australia coming back to his hotel room, covered in rotten garbage.

I know, right? And while we're at it, somebody needs to get rid of this recent thing of shows including "previews of scenes later in this same episode" in the second-to-last ad break. So far I only noticed it in Doctor Who, but shit's irritating.

Yeah, thinking back to my time in 3rd or 4th grade … I'm guessing "Dylan" is probably in a different classroom than his contemporaries.

Jesus Mary and Joseph she was a freaking giant.

Don't let it win! You got this! Stop thinking about it …………NOW!

I'm getting more of an industrial vibe. Maybe get Al Jourgensen.