Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

We keep telling you … he's 92 and he's dead.

I'm not even sure what their point is, or if they'd be able to articulate it if asked.

I'm not even going to bother clicking on a "obviously trolling to get clicks" article, but did they seriously not even bother to give any reasons why these albums were included? Jesus, how fucking lazy can you get? Did they just do a Google search for "album"?

It's not often I open up the AV Club in the morning and the first headline I see makes me say "Oh FUCK yeah!" out loud. It's a good thing I work from home.

"And a hard left out of nowhere at Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt didn't even see it coming! AND JOE DIRT IS DOWN! THIS MAY BE ALL OVER!"

I assume that no matter what I do, I'll eventually end up hearing the damn thing in a store or something.

She's also great as the dealer in Telltale's Poker Night 2.

I like Honest Trailer's take on the first one. "So re-live the Summer’s guiltiest pleasure, that’s either … The Most Awesome Dumb Movie Ever Made, OR The Dumbest Awesome Movie Ever Made!"

My wife's an archaeologist so that's frequently her gig too. Fortunately, whenever she goes out it's part of a crew and everybody's expected to maintain visual contact.

Dry suburban creek-beds?

I like horror movies in general, but this particular sub-genre just feels way too much like watching or listening to the recordings that some actual serial killers make of their victims' last moments. I just can't imagine wanting to do that.

Or just straight up bread-dipping when you got the good stuff.

I'd go with Taco Bell. When I think of them, I think of sleazy, cheap and decadent. With Denny's I think of old people.

"Do you roast the chiles for the salsa yourselves? I've a young palate I'm trying to develop."

"Leave a little off the top … IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN RIGHT BRAH?!"

It's one of my favorite movies, period. It's just so beautifully constructed. I honestly can't think of a single flaw.

If I had to guess, I'd say it's because a lot of people see her as a model-who-appears-in-films as opposed to a "real" actor. I'm not familiar enough with her work to have an opinion on how accurate that perception is.

I'm sorry, Spider-Man, it was all my fault. My wife spent Saturday doing stuff with her mom, and we had a whole bunch of shit to do on Sunday. I promise we'll see you next weekend. The run-down shit-theater in Woodland has just been converted to one of those "comfy recliners and cafe with a liquor license" type deals…

My own preference is Halloween, but as far as being a true game-changer NOTLD is pretty much unparalleled.