Brother-in-law's-wedding-weekend is over and the family that was staying over has hit the road. Gonna grab a couple pints and catch Baby Driver this afternoon with the wife and a buddy.

I'm solidly Gen X, but the bulk of our social circle consists of people in their early thirties … and I really don't think of them when I hear the word "millennial".

I too would rather drink a "fancy Belgian beer" than disrespect women … though I haven't the slightest idea what that's supposed to mean.

"Hellboys in New York? Don't be ridiculous!"
*goes back to playing chess*

Or maybe just a stump like his horns.

Good Christ he thinks he's suave. I guarantee you he later bragged to somebody about how much the reporter was into him.

Aw, no Pumpkinhead. We rented that maybe 25 years ago for Halloween watching. We had zero expectations going in, but the box art looked cool. Legitimately solid horror movie with a great Sam Winston monster. I've caught bits of some of the sequels and they seem … unfortunate.

*checks IMDB*

Ryan Adams won me over with his Bob Mould covers.

I seem to recall him having some major health issues then getting better.

Hey, now I've got a question for John Teti! "What does Kristen Schaal smell like?"

Back when I was working in a grocery store I'd frequently be out on the aisles with my cart full of product, stocking shelves and generally making myself as small as possible so people could easily get around me. On more than one occasion I'd be down on my knees stocking the lower shelves when somebody would leave…

Neat! The first time in my life that I sat down and played a video game for twelve hours straight was Phantasy Star II in college.

Works From Home Man is currently wearing sweat-shorts.

Oh, and "California Dreaming" came on the radio while I was driving to the store and bugged me more than usual. "All the leaves are brown and the sky is grey? That sounds lovely! Tha fuck you complaining for?!"

Oh crap!

Our house has shitty insulation, and since we rent we can't really upgrade. Got as much cool air inside as we could overnight and now we're keeping the house dark until it inevitably hits 80 inside and the air conditioner kicks in. Should be 105 today so that'll probably happen around 1pm. 108 tomorrow.

Slow walkers with shopping carts. Slow walkers with shopping carts who abandon their carts in the middle of the aisle while they go and grab something off of the shelf. But first they have to look at all of the labels. And then they start reading the labels. Slowly.

One of the main streets through our town is two lanes each way, and more than once I've seen pedestrians waiting patiently for traffic to clear before crossing only to have the person in the right lane stop to let them cross (no stop sign). Only problem is, the people in the left lane are still cruising along and…

I don't know what an old Peter Buck even looks like anymore. I'll assume he's the one in the vest.