Ah. Doctor Who companion from a few years back, played by Karen Gillan. Her boyfriend-then-husband was a Rory.

I'll probably watch this. I'll probably even enjoy it … but his hair is making me uncomfortable.

Hey, one of y'all snagged Amy Pond.

My knowledge of early '80s SNL is a complete black hole. I hadn't realized they had Harry Shearer and Christopher Guest at the same time.

We used to go to Miramar beach in Montecito every summer and they had this big raft about a hundred yards out tethered to the beach with a massive rope. When everybody else is swimming out there, you feel like you should too … but that was a long fucking swim, man. I always hugged the rope in case I needed something…

Gimmick telegrams have been in the decline ever since Jane Wiedlin got shot in front of that creepy old mansion.

On a site like this, I imagine most everybody has seen this … but just in case.

Giant sharks still freak me way the fuck out.

I'll just echo Jeremy from CinemaSins: "I will NEVER get tired of her kicking ass and screaming. Never!"

When I was a kid I thought that wrestler Ivan Putski had a good look for Wolverine, and apparently he's 5'8.

You leave my daddy out of this!

I suppose a hard "R" Johnny the Homicidal Maniac animated movie is out of the question?

Now I want to hear the audio version of this interview.

Alien Day just got too commercial. It used to be all about the Alien.

Unfortunately they didn't tell DirecTV, which listed it as a Bob's Burgers rerun.

And I'm missing like a dozen DVDs. Can't prove anything, but still …

Yeah, I seem to remember some people mentioning a TV movie as well, and since 13 Going On 30 was a theatrical release that Disney thing might be the culprit.

I think that was 13 Going On 30 or something, which kind of ties in with the Alternate Ending Truthers. According to them, there was a final scene (either in the theater or on some region-specific videotape or sometimes airing on TV) in which we see young Josh in a classroom and the teacher is introducing a new…

I'M THE EVIL MIDNIGHT BOMBER WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT!

Now make one about the alternate ending to Big.