And I'm pretty sure that asparagus IPA that Stone just announced is fake too.

Campbell's condensed is an atrocity.

And I always feel bad for throwing it away, but I just have no use for small velvet bags. Maybe if I took up D&D again …

Berbie? Hi. I don't want to come across as crass, and I normally wouldn't ask this, but what on earth is going on with your boobs?

Pity about the Scientology. She was a guest lecturer at the voice acting school I attended, and apparently wasn't asked back once students started complaining that she was pushing Dianetics crap (I didn't attend any of her classes, so I don't know how egregious it was exactly).

See if she can hunt me up some sausage links.

Nah dawg you gotta make breakfast.

Particularly when you're Too Drunk to Fuck.

I'm pretty sure I'm old because those gaming mice look exhausting.

I have no idea why, but people making goofy faces on movie posters makes me irrationally angry. Sometimes when I want to torture myself I'll browse through all the foreign-language comedies on Netflix.

Apparently somebody responded with a version that does the reverse. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I think Vamp was the last thing I saw him in.

I say the time is ripe for the Makepeaceissance. He was great in this and Meatballs.

He does a fine job as front-man for Camper Van Beethoven.

Unfortunately, cutting a bunch of random eye-holes in a sheet for a Charlie Brown-style ghost costume doesn't really look like anything. You need to stick on big black dots.

*scritch scritch scritch*

You do not want to be whacked upside the head with a 70's Stretch Armstrong.

Maybe people got confused and thought A Cure for Wellness was a sequel/reboot of The Road to Wellville.

I know that there's some disagreement on whether it's a barley wine or Strong Ale, but I was at a party in '97 where they had a keg from the very first batch of Lagunitas' Brown Shugga. The story was that they had somehow screwed up a batch of their Olde Gnarlywine, tried to salvage it by dumping in a bunch of brown…

*asks archaeologist wife*