When I think about Zombie/Nuclear/Virus apocalypses, I always wonder "Why would you want to survive that?". I have no interest in living into my 80s in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Heck, I wouldn't even want to survive if I had to live in Florida for the rest of my life.

I'm going to go watch that video of Danzig getting knocked-out on repeat, and just laugh and laugh

No, The Band is performing later.

Skippy, what is the name of that group playing on stage?
Who.
The name of the group.
Who.

Sometimes I am jealous of all the movies you tell Chicago to go see early and free, this is not one of those times.

Charlizing would be the equivalent of blackface I think.

What is the attractiveness equivalent of white-washing?

Did he just say, "making fuck"?

Someone get Stephen Dorff to throw a dead dog in it and read some nonsense off the back of a heavy metal album.

My outrage is based on her dissing my hometown. Her mochi comment is just stupid because mochi ice cream was invented in California.

Next you'll be telling me that Trump's Taco Salad isn't an accurate representation of Mexican food.

Fun Fact: mochi ice cream is an American invention.

It's an ice cream treat that was scientifically designed to root out elitist assholes.

But then who would she get to inform that she is Asian?

As one of the sketchy residents of New Haven I can promise you, Ms. Chu, that there will be spit in your food going forward.

They better be wearing sunblock with a SPF of 50 or higher.

The entertainment industry is celebrating young, good looking, white women now? The utopian future has truly arrived!

Because I have only known her on this show, I actually find it a little creepy when I see her in photos looking like a normal human.

I'm glad they acknowledge Dark City, which I would argue is a superior film. Although I will admit a Jennifer Connelly bias.

Victor Frankenstein
Clash of the Titans (2010)