Can I pay half of free and just watch Rosario for 2 hours?

Maybe James is looking to the future when everyone's Grandpa is dead and he wants to still have a viable brand.

Introducing United Airlines' new Cheif Re-Accomodation Officer… BEEF SUPREME!

oh, so you can afford pencils, must be nice.

Possibly, depends on what it is about tequila that you don't like. Think about it like the difference between Bourbon and Scotch.

I am by no means an expert, but I think there is a legal distinction between carrying and brandishing a weapon. If he was swinging around a sharpened sword in public I would think brandishing would be the offense.

Listen sonny, I didn't spend 4 years in a design program, watching my generations best and brightest end up face down on a drafting table, to be called a Japhic Designer!
(grumble, grumble, taxes, grumble, get off my lawn)

No way, ideas from a little kid would be far more amusing. Case in point: Axe Cop.

"I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it
over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was
horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over
each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life." -Kevin James

They do the newer ones as live events, and they have to do Kickstarters ahead of time to be able to afford the rights.

Sharknado would be way too expensive, the beauty of the old ones is that the usage rights are super cheap to non-existent.

They better call the make-up artist that Charlize Theron used for Monster.
What's the attractiveness equivalent of whitewashing called?

And then there is Sleepy Hollow, which is fairy tales with a dash of time travel

Are any of these selections available on the East Coast (other than new belgium)? This is an inherent problem in talking about highly regionalized products on a website.

That Mattel Football game is not being used to original specifications.

You're a planet? I thought you'd be taller.

You're Ego the Living Planet? I thought you'd be taller.

Has anyone seen my keychain? Oh, it's in Joe's ear again.

with a Mumford vs Odie undercard

What a country!