No, Morty, it’s Lorenzo Music. In this reality, he’s still alive.

they know what they did.

"And that is wrong. Because the purpose of pants is to cover the legs, and dogs have four legs."
Bullshit. The purpose of pants (and short pants, culottes, capris, leggings…) is to cover your asshole and genitals. Try wearing a pair of chaps that leave your ass and junk on full display and your legs covered and claim…