I had a couple pairs of Sennheiser $30 earbuds. For real, they sounded great, but I didn't get three full months out of either of the flimsy things. The wiring was flimsy as fuck.

Stop jamming your dick in your own ear, bro.

"'The cord has a slimming effect', said the person desperately trying to justify their scorn for a new product they have no interest in."

Consumer does not intend to purchase product, film at 11.

Jesus AV Club, stop with the gadget news now, you're really bad at it.

Not Done With F/X Yet, But Maybe Soon Now

It's just his muse, bro.

Counterpoint: no.

I'm ready to rim, if my wife asks. Totes ready. Or Chris Hemsworth, but mostly my wife.

I briefly had a job where I would approach strangers in a food court to show them a movie trailer on a video cassette player and ask them their impressions of it. The first day, it was a possible trailer for City Slickers II: the Legend of Curly's Gold that I had to assault-play for some poor bastards just trying to…

Lost suffered from the same basic problem. Don't tell us there's an intricate puzzle box of a story to the fiction you're selling us when you don't even know how the story ends yet.

Actually, I may have misunderstood here. I thought you meant that most Pokémon introduced in Gold/Silver had to be hatched — but it is true that the batch of baby Pokémon they added in this update often need to be hatched or received in a trade to acquire them. I was thinking of a broader set of all gen 2 additions.

My main point is that in Pokémon Go, there's just so very little to do. It's not a finished game, and due to the chosen business model, it probably never will be.

I swear it's like they asked the How I Met Your Mother writers to give him a tragic, Canadian death that was also kind of sweet.

I was weirdly into late night talk shows as a child in the '80s, and I watched In the Thicke of the Night almost every evening on a little black-and-white TV in my bedroom. I was kind of a weird ten-year-old.

Except for the part where the Battlestar Galactica writers had no idea what they were doing. The intro to the show said, week after week, that the Cylons had a plan, but the writers hadn't actually decided what that plan was yet…

I thought I was sticking it out, but then one day I realized I wasn't. Probably when they tweaked gym battles one more time between the "pointless for attackers" and "pointless for defenders" settings, and I realized that gym control is basically the end game at this point. I might try it out again in a year.

By what percentage would you say they Santified him?

Any games you particularly recommend? So far, I have the Pokémons Sun and Omega Ruby, Super Mario 3D Land, and Shovel Knight.

Apparently Nintendo saw something like a 200% increase in 3DS sales, so… no, not so much with the alone.