I love how every office around Mad Magazine is available for lease except the methadone clinic.

I don't think the Joy Division/New Order comparison is apt. Ian Curtis was the lyricist/singer and de facto 'face' of the band. There's no way they could have continued as JD after his suicide. It would have been disrespectful and wrong.
Kim left Pixies of her own accord. (I've heard several reasons: relapse, moms…

I think it's time for everyone to crawl out of Kim Deal's granny panties. Don't get me wrong-she's great and all, but she's the one who quit the band. Are you all really suggesting the other three should hang it up because of that, seriously? Just give up their careers because it taints everybody's perfect little…

Wooooo?

No, VG doesn't know I exist, and I suspect he'd know I was just joking. Since you do not, I would suggest that you're the jagoff here.

What they need is a Breaking Bad pizza chain. Think of the money they'd make selling two pies a pop. One to throw on the roof and one to eat.

I don't relish saying that, I loved it as a kid too. As a matter of fact, I found a used blu ray several months ago and had some friends over to watch. To a person, we were all surprised how badly it aged. We weren't expecting The Bicycle Thief- we knew it was a mainstream 80's kids popcorn flick, but damn, it was…

Sorry big mustache guy, The Goonies was a sloppy, shitty movie.

Well, half cute.

Damn, when your bar is set at Kenny G as its high point…

Yo, like fuck da police. My dad is muthafukin' Gump, yo.

I guess it's true, no children have meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

You got any gum?

Our country hasn't been the same since the decline of the muttonchop.

At least he got to behold Alf in all its glory.

Horse hockey, Klinger.

How bout a beer?

If there's a Zoidberg quote I won't upvote, I haven't found it yet.

Do you always announce your downvotes?

#bringbacksaget