You're "pretty sure I'm Billy Joel" - because of positive comments I've posted about him?
So, if I'm a fan of Billy Joel that means I must actually BE Billy Joel?
[If I was you, I wouldn't be pretty sure of anything.]

I'm a piano player. That's all you need to know.
And I know the moronic shit piano players have to contend with.

Good career move, Meatman.
Shit on a real artist to give yourself some peverse critical cred and divert attention away from how much your own band really sucks.