You don't wanna mess with that legal team. Suffice to say, my bathroom shelf company, Might Morphing Shower Hangers, is in the red.

Yeah, I had a hard time getting past the whole five years thing when it came to Batman (unless it was explained somewhere I missed). To have all that history with the Robins and his villains… Same with Green Lantern. Decades of comic history compressed in to five years? I've got OCD, man, that shit triggers episodes.

Eh, wake me up when it's Waka Flaka FLAAAAAAAAAME sound effects.

Quick, someone hashtag this in to reality! Also, points for obscure Community connection (if we're all backing Donald Glover here).

"Benz Friends", Future w/ Andre 3000.
Also, I feel pretty lonesome in that I can't seem to connect to Future Islands, though "Fall From Grace" is pretty amazing and devastating.

And no, I didn't care for the book itself. I think it depended on being afraid of old people and children. Or heart attacks.

I've only read that Nosferatu book where it's spelled like a vanity plate joke… if I had realized that, I would have saved about $25. Who the hell greenlit that title? My mom? Fucking vanity plates… Jesus… Oh, sorry, GSAUCE. Get it? You're all like "what's G Sauce? Oh wait I said fuckin' Jesus!" Fucking vanity plates…

I only clicked on this article to threaten to slap the shit out of anyone who ever does one of those across-the-lap photos. That is all.

http://www.theonion.com/vid…

Hot damn, I love me some unintentional racism. I'm stealing the "Tyler Perry's" tag. The potential…

Thank god this isn't about what I thought it was gonna be about. Also, I need a therapist.

Or just loop the dancing for 30 minutes and play "You've Got the Touch" from Transformers the Movie.

I see it when I close my eyes… You're a monster.

Well this ending certainly was less… mindblowing. *enthusiastic laughter, gradually shifting into sobs*

He has some sick mixtapes, but I guess he'd be hard to google. Saw he's cool with Danny Brown. Anyone that's backed by Danny Brown is backed by me. Check! Yeah forgot about Kanye. He had a shirt line too, hilariously over-priced, so the Dre model does work.

My Kingdom Hearts fan fiction has become convoluted and masturbatory.

I'd rather a series based on the reptile conspiracy. Your secret's will be revealed, Obama! Or should I say… lizard man?

No no no, this isn't a reality show, it's a documentary about northeast Florida. That is a photo of a grand opening of a Chik-fil-A, where they give free chicken sandwiches for a year. It's a common mistake for non-Floridians.

Am I alone in not being crazy about their last one or the Divine Fits? And more synths on the next one? Ehhhhhhhh I don't know… Maybe if they're used in the minimal, intimate way they were on "Paper Tigers", but I have a feeling they won't be.

Well he's in his 80s and not dead, soooooo… Also he doesn't have those weird scabs old people get.