Also, more serious advice (and obviously not knowing your situation), don't rule out overhauling your meds. I let my GP prescribe me a few things for depression, and even after I got worse and was briefly hospitalized, the psychiatrist there said I had invasive thoughts and OCD, but only upped what I was on. Finally I…

Use music to settle down a bit, then start writing. Just fucking anything. If I ever die, god knows what my family will think when they clear out all my notebooks with confessions, third-of-the-way completed fantasy novels, and surrealist short stories, but hey, it works for me.
Also whiskey, but I don't recommend…

For realsies. I just added five albums to my iPod, just realized new Chvrches is better than I thought, haven't got my Deafheaven vinyl yet, and now TWO Beach Houses in two months? Shit.

Suddenly I'm HIT!!!

Do artists like him ever tour northeast Florida? I mean I know why, it's just…

Hahahahaha that fucking douche. Classic.

BE SERIOUS HERE!!!!!

Well…… no.

Very early on you can change the controls so the left trigger is break/reverse. It may sound trivial, but it makes the batmobile vastly easier to manage. I even use it willingly now.

…and Burger King is going to HATE number 5!
There you go, AV Club. Better luck with your next click bate.

WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE ERADICATION OF THE HONEY BEES AND I'LL STOP SCREAMING!!!!! WHY IS NO ONE PLAYING A POWER CHORD FOR ME?!

I am troubled by the fact that they are now capable of up-voting themselves.

There's been some killer stuff this year. Check out Torche, Tribulation, and Obsequiae, if you haven't already.

Yup, Chambers wrote King in Yellow, but Ambrose Bierce came up with Carcosa. I'm gonna cut the reviewer some slack though, those guys borrowed from each other so often.

I find it very strange you would know this, but why would it be surprising? My familial name is the Bag Boy.

Thanks for saving me the trouble. I almost threw personal experiences out there. Now, back to whisky-fueled repression!

Give Witcher 3 a shot, at some point, every quest so far has been surprisingly well written, and almost every one (even brief ones) leaves you with a significant decision to make. The combat feels way more fluid as well. It's just daunting in size.

Exactly what I felt after Witcher 2. It was not as epic, "open", or quest-packed as I had expected. So I imagine the developers seeing me starting up Witcher 3 and saying "THIS open enough for you, asshole?" and then staring hopelessly at the map.

Nah, it's what I want that's the will of God. And I want Santorum to trip running backwards in a field of dicks.
A few times, ideally, enough to produce, well… his namesake.

Pitchfork gave that overblown garish Kanye monstrosity a 10, so yeah, I know.