Terrence Howard is buried under Giants Stadium.

Carla Gugino was in Race to Witch Mountain.

Mr. T will tell anyone who listens that Rocky 3 is really about Clubber Lang's rich inner life.

You're supporting the fine men and women at the Post Office, so that's something.

What about for a Klondike bar?

Roy Cohn?

"And the Aryan Avenger comes out swinging his Flaming Cross! It looks like the Moneyed Elite might be down for the count…what's this!?! He stabs him with his Fifth Column! What a match!"

Hillary's good friend, Dr. Kissinger. Yeesh, keep that bit to yourself, Hil!

Rhetorical, eh?

We should put that on a ball cap.

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

Come doesn't begin with K. Who copy edits the copy editors?

The dinosaurs were no match for his ribbing.

You're a warm man, Gazorpazorpfield.

You're thinking of Shannon.

Hi ho.

That's no excuse! It's one every night from 8pm to 9 pm on Laff. Laff, a channel that exists!

Spugg was quite the looker.

Or all those poor women hoping to woo Paul Lynde.

Manilow never struck me as gay so much as non-sexual.