I don't really think you can say you are outing yourself three years after you have married another dude. It is kind of implied. Still, good for them. Looks like they made it.

I love that song, though the bridge seems to go on forever.

Does this mean that Beth's mother is Jewish, or is Rick?

Megamind used 3D pretty well, but you didn't really lose anything without it.

I think my parents still have the Oliver and Company stuffed Dodger and Oliver from Burger King in with their Christmas stuff. What was the first movie to make the change? I know McDonald's was deeply involved with Dick Tracy (from Touchstone).

They taste amazing in McD's sweet and sour sauce. My aunt and grandfather dipped fries in chocolate shakes. That was a bit much for me.

Wait. So Morty is Jewish? Which makes sense, I guess. There aren't too many people named Morty, and most of them seem to be old Jewish uncles.

I can't believe you went back to selling carpets!

*Stares at piles of laundry and dirty dishes*

Speaking from experience, you can totally read Journey into Mystery without reading Fear Itself. All you need to know is Odin had a brother no one ever talked about.

What's your opinion on cheeks? For a time it was just sort of assumed dinosaurs must have had them, especially the hadrosaurs with their incredibly complex teeth and chewing patterns. I've heard that this is now no longer believed to be true, though.

You weren't a true dino nerd unless you had your own copy of The Dinosauria, a phone book size technical manual on dinosaurs. That was a great Christmas.

Or starred in one of the first animated films.

Yarr, the laws of physics be a harsh mistress.

This isn't really the same thing since it happens in water, but has anyone ever actually observed whales mating in the wild? What are the mechanics of that like?

Though either of them might have gotten off dating something with a spiked tail.

Huh, interesting. The mechanics of dinosaur sex are truly staggering. One would assume that they do it the way most terrestrial animals do it, but the addition of spikes, armor, plates, fins and other integuments must have made it a very delicate affair. Add to that the sheer scale of the animals. Sauropod mating must…

Sorry, I just never understood their appeal. Don't want to be a Debbie Downer.

Don't Arab-American and various other Muslim groups make up a big chunk of Detroit? I know the city has the largest concentration of Arab Americans in the nation.

Ugh. I hated those books. Two little assholes can control their principal and make him do stupid things. Hilarious.