We know Garfield can play a superhero, and he's also proven he can be tortured in Japan. He's perfect.

Eh, he's still living large off his Van Helsing money.

I want to be fair and reasonable, but as bad a candidate as Hillary was, how on God's green earth can people justify voting for Trump?

Which ones? I hear millions of illegals voted in California.

I meant more in the 50s and 60s, when the CIA collaborated with the FBI for things like Cointelpro and such.

God, I hate him/her.

You're the one bragging about being in a relationship with a woman who has feet.

So long as the CIA doesn't spy on Americans (which they are forbidden by law to do but have done pretty regularly) I don't have a problem. We do need intelligence to make important decisions and keep us safe, and this is how you go about collecting it.

Besides, we have midget assassins that hide in airbags for killing people in cars.

In hindsight, the most ludicrous thing about the Net was the idea that Dennis Miller could have a film career.

The CIA just want you to switch over to 8 Out of 10 Cats.

I'm starting to think Assange is just an asshole. It's one thing to give evidence that the CIA is spying on people (which is, you know, their job). It is quite another to actually publish the whole handbook of how the CIA does it. That not only potentially upends years of work and ongoing operations, it also lets…

D'oh!

I just have 9 to go.

Is there a miny game where you make fun of the Irish?

Eh, I just hate my job, hate my life, and hate most of existence. I wouldn't call that desperation, exactly.

Heh, animals is stupid.

Aren't they on Netflix? I sometimes find its easier to put on Netflix than getting up and putting in a DVD.

That doesn't sound that bad when you consider what Americans pay for cable. My parents pay almost $200 a month for TV/phone/internet. Do you have to buy a cable package on top of the license fee?

Yeah, don't worry. The planet has a good four, five months left.