Man, that was a great scene. Totally didn't see it coming.

J.K. SImmons and Alison Janey were, as usual, pretty great as her parents. This is the only thing I've ever seen Jennifer Garner in that I really liked her performance. There was a truth in her character's longing that really got to me, and that I've never seen from her since.

He still gets points for finding something to rhyme with Bernie Goetz.

As Austin Powers said about the period between the '60s and the '90s: There was a gas shortage and a flock of seagulls. That's about it.

Speak for yourself. Boobs were scarce when I first saw that scene.

Well, they did help end segregation. And they got stoned and had lots of sex to protest Vietnam. Or something.

RC keeps the big companies on their toes!

I hear the Russians are putting the finishing touches on a new Sputnik.

*Shannon Sharpe sharpens his machetes and eats spaghetti*

But you get three different kinds of syrup!

Down South, they just call you Regular Lincoln.

After seeing Tin Cup, my brother and I really desperately wanted to eat at a Waffle House. We went to one when my family drove down to Florida. The food was… fine. We never went back.

Was there a banjo on you knee at the time, Mr Lincoln?

Does Shoney's still have a breakfast buffet? We used to go to one in Ohio whenever we visited my grandma, but it either closed or went down hill in quality.

His chute failed to open.

No one likes a wiseass, VLTR.

ROBOT HOUSE!!!!

Apparently there is no OSHA in the future.

Gibson's character was (very loosely) based on Francis Marion, who did engage in guerilla warfare against much better armed British forces, though not while brandishing a tomahawk. He also had some rather unpleasant interactions with the Cherokee and owned many slaves. Tavington was based on Banastre Tarleton, the…

This would be 58% cooler if the captain were Chris Isaak.