Yeah, that was BS. While some slaves remained behind, far more ran off to join the British, who were offering them the chance to not be slaves anymore. Not really a hard choice.

Eh, there were a lot of shitty sketches from the so-called Golden Age, too. Not every coke idea is brilliant.

IOUs? This explains how Coneheads got made.

"I'm a god at sea!"

We're ignoring the most important part: who's going to play the parts of Roddy McDowell and Ed Hermann? They were both delightful in their small parts.

Being a normal man, I will wear red on Wednesday since that is literally the least I can do to help women.

Vanity Fair. She's isn't even topless, she's just wearing a sweater that covers her nips but shows a lot of side boob. It's a tempest in a tea pot.

Shhhh, the white women are being oppressed.

I respect women too much to let them have anything to do with me.

Yeah, I just call it Wednesday.

The selection is so great, you hardly mind the occasional bobcat maulings.

I'm starting to think everyone is bad at feminism. Looking at you, topless Emma Watson. We were counting on you!

Give them some Joanna Russ and they'll burst into flame.

I've had a working theory that Sarandon is a succubus. Look at Tim Robbins when they first met; look at Tim Robbins now. Meanwhile, Sarandon looks the same, if not better. She stole his vital essence!

I've never seen Baby Jane. I wonder if it's streaming anywhere for the premiere.

"Me chips is burned as feck!"

Wilderhair still #1 in Springfield. Brockman fired

Not very nice.

*Gasp*

That'll knock her up in the morning!