I thought he was a sodding git.

Sorry about your mom. That's got to be awful.

*Misses hosting gig, but wins goldfish*

*James Lipton punches Death in the throat*

I fear the double feature of Daddy's Boys is what did him in.

And then was resolved in three issues. Talk about anti-climactic.

Because English wasn't already a nightmarish hodgepodge of conflicting rules.

I miss Jon Lovitz. I wish he did more than the occasional bit part in terrible Happy Madison movies.

EG, that was a haiku.

True 80s comics would have had flexographic printing. This allowed for vibrant colors, as well as random pink splotches on various pages.

At the time, Professor X, Beast and Jean Grey assumed the other X-men to be dead after Magneto's volcano base blew up with them inside. The X-men actually survived (duh) and ended up in the Savage Land, where they do run into Sauron and Ka-Zar (not sure if Fox or Disney own the rights to him).

Now most of the people who retire in Florida
are wrinkled and they lean on a crutch.
And mobile homes are smotherin' my Keys;
Well I hate those bastards so much.
I wish a summer squall would blow them
all the way up to Fantasyland.
They're ugly and square, they don't belong here.
They look a lot better as beer cans.

Yeah, I don't really like anything post Fruitcakes, but I grew up on his 70s and 80s stuff.

Hey, she pursued him, at least according to one magazine article.

Kunis was so young when she made the show, only 14 when it started. It is amazing that she isn't more screwed up.

You guys have a nice zoo.

As God made them.

We could never even make it out of the first pool of water. That game was super frustrating.

My my, I feel so low
My my, where do I go?
My my, what do I know?
My my, well it could be so…

I think you deserve a round of applause.