I guess my definition of a good headline comes from a metric of success that includes "doesn't include major spoilers".

I will take your word that it is apt; however, I'm sure I'm not alone that when it concerns an event of such magnitude, I'd much prefer to learn "what this episode entails" by watching the episode itself.

Hey AV Club, I haven't watched the episode yet, but as soon as I read that anyone has just done "their final" something, I know exactly what happens to the character that episode.