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Hedley Lamarr: [to himself] A sheriff! But law and order is the last thing I want. Wait a minute… maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage. If I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town.
[looks into the camera]
Hedley Lamarr: But where

And for my next impression… Jesse Owens!

Well, that's the end of this suit.

As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it's my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new…

I hate the fucking Eagles, man!

No wire hangers!!!!!!!!

What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue her!

All right… we'll give some land to the ni**ers and the ch**ks. But we don't want the Irish!

Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are… gifted? Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

Never mind that shit! Here comes Mongo!

A black sheriff?

They're always coming and going and going and coming… and always
too soon.

Usually a good Blazing Saddles quotes lightens the mood. But not today. Animal abuse for the sake of entertainment will never be accepted. Sure, a horse was knocked out cold by Mongo, but I can confirm that no animal was harmed during the production.

Harrumph!

How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet?

Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me… Jim.

Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

We're not sure. Are we… black?

Sir, he specifically requested two "N-words". Well, to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.

I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.