I'd still say MMORPGs top the list for boring, manipulative addictions.

I never actually made a decision to stop watching this show, it just… happened. I think they were just arriving in Alexandria and I was just like, alright, I'll call that an ending. Or I didn't ever feel like starting up again because there were moments of fun but I just always felt depressing emptiness afterwards.…

One thing I like about crossing 30 is I'm almost never invited to parties that demand you come up with a $100 costume to fit a specific theme. I mean come on, not everyone has the funds or talent to pull that off. It's really weird yours is so close to Halloween too— isn't the pressure of coming up with one costume…

The best MTM cast member sequel has to be the Ted Knight Show from 1978. a sitcom where he ran a high-class NYC escort service. I mean, I've only seen these opening credits (https://www.youtube.com/wat… but I have to assume it's as wonderfully awful as it looks.

I swear, Crimmins comes earlier every year.

I believe the Vietnam draft had a lot to do with that.

See, the AT-AT mode of locomotion is based on nomadic quadrupeds able to easily traverse a wide variety of environments on many planets across the galaxy. The empire just didn't count on the rebels having so many nerf herders who'd know their weakness.

Steven Dorff just shrugs and asks SFW?

Careful though. AOL's ready to swoop in like a bird of prey.

My van customization business, The Fun Truckin' Company, also needs to approve. How will this affect the ready availability of eight track tapes? Will digital cable finally be compatible with Quadraphonic Sound?

You ever seen that bullshit comic strip called "Peanuts?" No way a child's body could support a head that large!

If they're not intended for print publication at the end of the day, why not experiment with animation? I don't see why that takes away from them being comics. But then I remember a ton of indie comic snobs in the early 00s who rejected anything even remotely digital and proclaimed you weren't a true cartoonist unless…

That's probably for the best. Energy bars are marketed like they're health food but they're really just empty calorie candy bars that don't even taste good.

I'd like to hear from Johnny Storm.

It's not just as simple as not caring though- broadcast tapes, kines etc were very expensive in the 50s and 60s so it was common practice to use them again and again unless someone with the rights had the funds and initiative to preserve a show. When the BBC owns the rights, how do you convince a government…

How come these lost films are always found in Scandinavian countries? Do we just not even think to look there or something?

There's definitely a lot of great comedy and music inspired by hatred of Reagan and Nixon.

But then Chet Haze would be Vice President!

Humor is like frogs. There's nothing to be learned by cutting it open but your go-nowhere middle school science teacher makes you do it anyway.

This is exactly why I've dedicated my life and fortune to preserving every single multimedia CD-ROM I can acquire from the early 90s. We just can't let that stuff get lost to the ravages of time.