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It's long been reported that this is the "Prometheus" to Short Circuit's "Alien", so hopefully we'll end with Halt and the gang building Johnny Five.

Yeah right, I look at Trump and then I turn into a gilded statue or something? No way I'm falling for that.

Don't be so coy, Warren. Word around the scene is you ARE this year's "It" guy!

That stupid idiot, you know there's no way he's worth more than 65 million dollars.

Uh, hm, how about, "You'd better keep 'em separated?" Oh, wait, that's not them. Man, I could play a game of Crazy Taxi right now. What were we talking about?

No, no, they're so literally last week.

It's about a show that's currently airing, silly. And 'member berries are so last week.

Ray Donovan? He'll tell us what to do.

Infinite universes, so somewhere there's also an alternate reality where an 80+ year old PKD wrote "Fifty Shades of Grey."

It was quite possibly the worst plotted show I've ever seen. The writing from scene to scene could be okay but the cause and effect was such complete bullshit, characters would narrowly escape danger, get warned in no uncertain terms not to go back and then go right back into danger anyway for some stupid McGuffin.

#NotAllMRAS

I wonder if guys talking like that is some "Greatest Generation" holdover. I think even the Baby Boomers tend to be more enlightened, but I don't doubt the WW2 generation was a lot more crude and cruel when the boys got together.

I thought you were supposed to binge on Thetans? No wonder my e-meter's lower than my love tester score.

It's just the slightest bit weird to think Colonel Sanders was a real person who sold his likeness along with the company. I have to wonder what he thinks of all the various caricatures of him, that is, if he can even see what's going on in the mortal world from that pressure cooker they stuck him in in Hell.

Movie hack: any film can be a Matrix sequel, if you pretend the characters don't know they're in the Matrix.

John Wick 3: John Dick.

Just be careful guys, you want to get all of these out of the way by 2021 or Wick lore is going to clash with the Johnny Mnemonicverse.

Of course not, it's an Albany expression.

The show is pretty niche but there's a lot of Talking Heads fans out there who probably aren't aware this is a thing that's happening.

My grandmother drank instant decaf. In the 90s, not in the late 60s or something when I could kind of understand, I guess. I don't like to judge, but I can't in any way fathom enjoying that stuff.