I think the implication here is that Tic Tacs is the ONLY breath mint that supports women.

Dude did you say you got some sick torrents of people getting hurt?

Only Southerners are dumb enough that you need to specify the brothers are all men.

Couldn't we dangle keys in front of them to pacify them or something?

Do unironic clowns even exist any more? Clowns seem like something kids from the 50s and 60s encountered regularly at birthday parties and shopping center openings but I don't think I've ever seen one that wasn't a twisted version in one way or another.

All this upstate New York talk is making me crave a good steamed ham.

Yeah but they're mostly Canadians, which we file under European.

No ALL white people like Insane Clown Posse. Some of us listen to Kid Rock.

On the other hand the Detroit area easily has a third of the population of Michigan, maybe even half if you count outlying cities. Doesn't that matter more than measuring actual square miles?

Trump's NBC ties alone should make it suspect.

Only in the locker room though. Or a sports bar, or a Dick's Sporting Goods or Bass Pro Shop, or in your living room if sports are on, or if you are wearing a baseball cap.

What are the chances he drops out like a week before the election? That could be a genius way to game the system because whoever stepped up to replace him would appear to be a total savior.

I'm going to guess the Arawaks, Tainos and Lucayans aren't celebrating.

In fairness, Huck's buddy Tom Sawyer is the master of whitewashing, at least when it comes to fences.

If there's one thing I'm sick of it's the whitewashing of the Hercules legend!

There's about a zero chance I will see this, but it is Saturday and I am working and there is an AV Club newswire article so I am going to comment.

This seems like a good time to promote my very tame softcore version of Risky Business that's only a tiny bit sexier than the already sexy original: Risqué Business.

I never really got a handle on what's up with Damon. I guess he's interchangeable with Mark Wahlberg at this point but like ten years ago it seemed he was going between playing gnarled, uber-buff action heroes and baby-faced aspirants every other movie. Every time I see him in something new I'm still not entirely sure…

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Hey Hollywood, a commenter with an African American avatar and Latino-ish name asked "What's so bad about whitemansplaining Chinese history?"