I saw my 5 year old fall off a Segway, and it rolled over her. God help, I laughed like a hyena until I cried. (she wasn't hurt- it was on a beach)

Evidently everyone in New Hampshire IS a heroin addict. The other 49 states need to step it up!

Know your audience! Greasy bean dip, cheesy nachos, and other party snacks are a recipe for intestinal disaster. Not to mention Helen Mirren giving everyone an elegant scolding for possibly driving drunk on the way home. Not sure where the toe fungus fits in here.

What, no discussion of the walking Gumby-like intestine with severe diarrhea?

Backed by the overture to The Big Country.

Dick Tracy!!?? Gawd, why'd you remind me of that?

I believe this conflict was also covered in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

You should try hate-watching The Following, then come here for the D+ and snark.

Agree about Preston. And Broderick was just, eh, there. Harold Hill has some big shoes to fill.

It did become a stage musical. I saw it many years ago, but all I could think of was how no one can touch Judy Garland, and the beautiful color in that movie. Plus, it's on every year during the holidays. Who'd want to compete with that?

Please, no.

I read Frank Langella's quasi-autobiography a couple of years ago. He sure gets around. Comes off a kinda prickish, but he's Dracula AND Skeletor, so it's okay.

Yes, but has anyone checked his bottle of Elmer's Glue?

I saw the original back in 76 and just didn't find it memorable. Other than Mary Ann being murdered.

I saw this in a theater when I was in 8th grade. I came for the guillotine chopping and stayed for the leper visit. It made quite the impression.

I was so saddened to hear about this today. I've enjoyed her stand-up for years, and my whole family have been avid fans of Fashion Police. I'm glad I got to see her live stand-up show (uh, pun intended?) twice.

50 Shades of Theron Greyjoy?

It's hard out here for an imp.

I started watching this during the end of its first season in 1981, and was hooked. Like Homicide and The Wire, the large ensemble cast and season or series long story arcs, made for challenging television in its day. I wonder what ever happened to Pizza Man, Daniel J. Travanti.

Dear The Following, this is how you do ::stabby-stabby::