Let's hope his NASA accent is a lot better than his English one!

I thought the second movie in this series should have been, The ACLU Strikes Back .

It was all a big, darkly lit misunderstanding!

I'm not your buddy, guy!

It's the query about spelling mixed with a total disregard for capitalization that makes it art.

If only there were some way to monetize and take advantage of people's interest in those original books.

Double upvoted for hidden James Cameron tie-in.

Yup! There's an iceberg-free patch of water just off the coast of Bermuda that would be perfect for it!

There's tempting Fate, and then there's kicking her shins and calling her a motherfucker.

You say that like its a bad thing.

I suspect it because would-be producers start reading The Stand, get super excited and sign on. Then they finish the book a week later, realize they've made a terrible mistake, and try and find something else to do instead.

It was so bad you can't even give it away now.

Time to fish or cut bait, Martin.

And they only watch Wes Anderson movies.

The key is to put Bill into the watch when he is a baby and slowly give him food to make him grow.

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!

Like you could convince Ann Coulter to touch anything that had the word "Jew" in it.

If I was Russell Crowe, I'd sock you right now!

Pfff. Tony has it made. He attracts all the respectable furries. The only people who want to fuck a policeman with a burger head are the truly damaged souls.

The impression I got was that it was more anti-Montgomery. I suppose the scenes with the wounded in the beginning and end speak towards an anti-war message, and there is a mild bit of "Catch-22" flavor in the ineptitude and greed of the top brass.