McGruff: Boundless intemperance in nature is a tyranny. Also, take a bite out of crime. — Macbeth, Act 4 Scene 3

Someone in my town got the all but the Powerball $1 million prize. But not me.

Facebook shared the Pronouncing Irish names video with me this morning. Fuck those names.

I stayed at a hotel once that had RT, the Russian sponsored cable news station. Certainly a "unique" perspective on the news from the usual US-ian offerings. AJA was NPR in comparison.

Lesson: Don't fuck with Peyton Manning.

Absolutely. Saw the promo for it this morning. Surprised when it wasn't noted here.

I was into fans before they became cool.

Good luck! The personality interview would be my biggest fear if I ever got "the call"… closely followed by fear of coming up with a decent chit-chat ancedote.

I've seen this mentioned on Twitter… no one is sure why exactly Canadians are presently "banned" from the show.

I felt ashamed to miss that as a native Wisconsinite. I guessed cherries.

Tonight's Criminal Minds stunt casting alert: Aubrey Plaza plays a bored serial killer who just can't.

God damnit, Jar Jar.

Team Moose!

Certainly sir! It's a Clooney shop, sir!

I considered it… never went with it.

He's a legacy.

Obama, Boehner, Biden, McConnell, Ryan and the rest all reunite in a church that's actually heaven for some reason.

Not sure if it'll make a Newswire, but from clicking around the EW link above Person of Interest still doesn't have an air date. Fuck you, CBS!

/Fair Use video clip of Charlton Heston's "Damn you!" speech

Are you 'aving a laugh?