I really enjoyed the first Gears of War game…right up until I got to General Krang or whatever the hell his name was, and his murder of crows that surround him. To date, I have been unable to defeat him and finish the game, so I've looked no further at the series.

Yeah, it's pretty clear he's running for Kingpriest in 2020.

No, Leppo is actually the lost Marx Brother.

Not even Bill Weld, apparently.

Ultimately, I think the real reason people support Trump goes well beyond logical/rational thought processes, and is fundamentally emotionally-based. People support Trump because he makes them feel good, powerful, like they matter, and he confirms the beliefs they already hold. He speaks in a manner that they…

Technically, one of the Harrisons doesn't really count.

I disagree. I quit TWD somewhere around where Glen was "killed" when I knew it was bullshit and he'd be back. Hack writing at its worst. Based on my decision with TWD and how poorly it had gone, I never gave FTWD a chance because…why the hell should I? Although reading reviews here for FTWD has been entertaining.

If you have to ditch the bike, replacing it with a suped-up '69 charger is fine by me. If the show ever introduces Blade, maybe he'll note how nice a car it is…

I believe you mean "Jupiter's cock, I'm so fucking happy!"

Willem eventually saw the sailboat.

YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE? THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!!!

I've yet to see it, but I gather Searching for Richard sort of rehabilitates him, or at least gives the impression that as over-the-top as he can be, he mostly does a lot of the "HOOOAH!!!" roles for the cash so he can go do Shakespeare on Broadway. I also heard he was quite good in the Merchant of Venice.

Shawnee Smith today, even!

Steven J. Dracula could be the executive producer of The D-Team.

The Khan thing was pointless. I actually think the film would have been better if it were simply John Harrison being…John Harrison, and his motivation being literally just igniting a war between the Klingon Empire and humanity because [invent a better reason here.] Options: Klingons killed his family; Starfleet…

Perhaps this is the reason he never actually joined a fraternity: no fraternity would have him, and would have pummeled him soundly for his behavior.

Is that because you keep getting hit in the face with ping pong balls?

I wanted to title the literary magazine at our high school "Propaganda." The guy who ran it wouldn't go for it, though.

Seriously. It's worth noting that "cellar temperature" refers to appx. 50-55F, and "room temperature" is generally regarded as 55-60F.

A score by the late James Horner that you've already heard in one or more other films he scored.